(Source: jakcsgilinsky)

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

(Source: pitiful)

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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"It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful; yet everything is dying."

(via impactings)

(Source: impactings)

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(Source: a-hound-of-tindalos)